Saturday, December 31, 2005 ++
To all my followers (this means everyone):
For the year 2006, I task each of you to live out my teachings. In other words, to spread the love and my greatness (as if the latter has not already spread... but I'm being humble). You have my blessing!
Now, this is my definition of "a good start".
10:27 PM
Friday, December 30, 2005 ++
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I was told that Christelle means 'little Christ'. My infallible logic tells me that my name's etymology insinuates that none other than I wil bring salvation to all. And that is why my name is all that is needed in my epitaph. *applause*
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And this further authenticates that I am the next Messiah.
Pablo Picasso Pablo Picasso should paint your portrait. You are a totally unique person. You are usually the first one to adopt a new mode of thought or the latest fashion. Everyone looks up to you. You are friendly and easygoing with everyone you meet. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Adopt a new mode. Like having a female Pope, perhaps?
Your hidden talent is lying You are able to lie to anyone and get away with it. Sometimes you even do it for fun. You are specifically skilled at acting and bluffing during poker. And you know that to be a good liar you should give lots of details, to be a great one you give no details at all. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
| You will be a Notorious Criminal Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Mafel, we are truly soulmates.
You are 66% evil You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
Edict I
Quiz Galaxy is to be slaughtered in the Inquisition for misleading the Church. The Pope is a saint. Nobody is to contest that.
Have a good day everyone! 6:46 PM
Monday, December 26, 2005 ++
 | You scored as Kane. You're Kane Mache, a split personality assassin who loves eating, climbing on things, and molesting Demos.
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My slave told me a bit more about Mezza Morta. Apparently, they are like the "Italian Mafia". And the characters have cool personalities too. All of them are interesting. But I bet everybody loves Kane Mache the most now. 5:20 PM
Sunday, December 25, 2005 ++
To all humans and anthropoids:
Merry Christmas! I wish you all three slices of fruit cake, sweetened ham, seven scoops of vanilla ice cream, keso de bola, a whole willowing pan of puto bumbong, roasted chicken, a glass of bubbling champagne, lasagna, and a platter of freshly cultivated mushrooms.
And for those who do not fall under either categories (yes, Janna, this includes you), a very Happy Christmas to you too.
Lesson #2
Eat, drink and be merry! Do not mind the phrase (... for tomorrow you shall die) which comes after that.
Cheers,
Christelle the Great 12:37 AM
Thursday, December 22, 2005 ++
My children,
Only three days remain until Christmas. As this is so, I have decided to give everyone a present. A blog. My blog. Ah, yes. I can see tears of joy gushing down from your eyes as you read my very first entry. I can see the words 'This is the best gift anyone could ever give me' form through your lips. I can see you faint and land down on the concrete floor teeth broken and cerebral hemorrage developing with a radiant and hopeful countenance. You need not thank me. I only live to make other people happy.
From this blog, you will learn life lessons that will prove useful as you conquer obstructions and reach for the stars. Let the enlightenment begin!
Lesson #1
Niki, Mafel, Janna and Cherry (Claudelle Salonga Abellanosa) should show benevolence by giving me expensive presents (note the plurality). If you are not Niki, Mafel, Janna or Cherry (Claudelle Salonga Abellanosa), then you are to use any and all means to ensure their benevolence.
Love lots,
Christelle the Great 5:09 PM
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