Friday, November 24, 2006 ++

I can do this. I can do this. Alright, I'm gonna trick myself. Oh, look over there. Where? Aaaaaaaah!

Happy Feet! Heart. In my seventeen years of existence, I have never seen more adorable tap dancing penguins. The macho and flirtatious yet pygmy penguins which comprised The Amigos were hilarious. Jom, if you are reading this, take a lesson from Ramon and let this be your pick-up line:

I know size can be daunting but... I love you. Haha. Winner.

I also LOVE the soundtrack. The mix of the songs, especially of the 80's, were so hip and fresh. Jump N' Move is stuck in my head, and I have been flapping my appendages ever since the movie ended. I liked the Kiss/Heartbreak Hotel mix. Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman sang it. Hugh Jackman. Imagine Wolverine singing Kiss, dear me. But, I must say, he sings pretty well. It's somewhat odd to hear him speaking with a Southern accent, though. Hugo Weaving lent his voice to the leader elder character (forgot his name, minor role) but I failed to recognize it.

To everyone who read this: WATCH HAPPY FEET!

Spoiler! Namatay si Mumbles at nagpakasal si Gloria sa ibang penguin. Yes, life is unfair. Disney has its cutsey wutsey way of easing that atrocious fact to children.
10:56 PM

Saturday, November 18, 2006 ++

In order to preserve the dignity of the person I conversed with, I will shelter her identity against judging eyes. Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang "Ligaya".

sister anne: Uuuuy. Si Ligaya naiinlab!
Ligaya: waaaah!!!!!!!
Ligaya: hindi noh!!
sister anne: wushu
Ligaya: kunwari lang yan!
sister anne: bakit ganyan stat mo?
sister anne: asus
sister anne: nahiya ka pa eh
Ligaya: wala lang
Ligaya: tripo trip
Ligaya: hahaha
sister anne: may naakit na ang boobs mo
Ligaya: hindi talaga, i swear!!
sister anne: haha!
sister anne: defensive!
Ligaya: trip lang talaga, swear
sister anne: haha
Ligaya: yung stat...
Ligaya: wait
sister anne: sige na nga... sabi mo eh
sister anne: kamusta ka na?
Ligaya: speaking of my boobs, OMG!!!!
Ligaya: naglalakad ako sa mall
sister anne: haha
sister anne: tapos?
Ligaya: tapos may 2 americans, nakasalubong ko
sister anne: may humimas?
sister anne: oh my god
Ligaya: sire!
Ligaya: tapos nung medyo magkalapit na kami nung magkasalubong kami
Ligaya: bigla ba naman sumigaw na
Ligaya: "OH MY GOD
Ligaya: How old are you?
Ligaya: tas hindi ko pinansin
Ligaya: tapos
Ligaya: parang medyo kinalabit ako
Ligaya: tapos sabi
Ligaya: "excuse me, how old are you, hey"
Ligaya: basta
Ligaya: ewan ko ah
sister anne: tapos?
Ligaya: pero feeling ko dahil sa boobs ko
Ligaya: SHIT
sister anne: anong sabi mo?
Ligaya: wala noh!
Ligaya: hindi ko pinansin!
sister anne: tumakbo ka?
Ligaya: naglakad lang ako dirediretcho
sister anne: yiheeee
sister anne: kano magnet ka pala eh

Hubag na ate, uy!

Those who possess the said "assets" should tread with care. You never know when and where perverted foreigners would spring out and mistake you for who-knows-what. But then again, those lovely little lumps could prove to be cushiony pillows useful in boring classes.
11:05 PM

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Singapore yata yung may pakulo na African safari sa isa sa mga malls doon. May oras yata sa isang araw na may mga pakakawalang mga hayop at pababayaan kasama ng mga tao. Yung mga matsing hahayaang lumambitin sa mga poste at bintana. May mga pagkakataon pa raw na lalapitan ka habang nakaupo ka sa isang restaurant tapos makikikain. Inisip ko na sa Singapore lang may ganyan. But no. Di ko inaakalang may pagalagala rin sa College of Dentistry.



May takas na Komodo Dragon ang Manila Zoo.

Celebrity Showdown: Komodo-san vs. Lastik Man

Round One: Physicoanatotaxonogenetic Make-up
1. Class Reptilia vs. Class Mammalia = Class Mammalia
2. Chupakapra Looks vs. Muy gwapo (anatomic) = Muy gwapo
3. Chupakapra Looks vs. Muy gwapo (genetic) = Chupakapra Looks kasi diba sabi nila kapag maganda at gwapo raw ang magulang, pangit ang mga anak. Pero kapag maganda at pangit, maganda at gwapo ang mga anak. Pero maatim mo bang paggising mo bawat umaga, yan ang mukhang babati sayo?
4. T-shirt at shades vs. Polo at binagyong buhok = Polo na!
5. Katangkaran Factor: Lastik Man!

Round Two: Entertaining Prowess
1. In terms of talents, Lastik Man wins by default. Chorale na nga, Disco King pa. Ayaw mo yun? Pwede kang sayawan. *wink* At malas ni Komodo-san. Di ko naman alam talento niya eh.
2. Isang-Tingin-Sabay-Halakhak Countenance vs. Kacornihan Extraordinaire = Sa corny na. Pwede mo namang tingnan na lang ang tanga look, bitchy expression, angst face, at pa-have jaw movements ni Ryan eh. May variety pa.

Round Three: Matters of the Heart
1. Kamanhidan Factor: K supine. Panalo si Komodo-san.
2. Bling bling: Pero sino naman ang nagpapahiram ng ultraelectromagnetic super cool relo para sa sembreak?
3. Sugar Daddy: At sino nanlilibre na lang bigla sa KFC (kahit na may transfat doon)?

I therefore conclude, panalo si Lastik Man.

Batang chiascuro, sana huwag ka magalit. Huwag mo na lang ibigay ang link ng blog ko sa kaniya. At alam mo kung kanino kami nila Badong at Dendenoids boto.
9:35 PM

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