Monday, January 22, 2007 ++

Pedring/Christelle fans, do I have a story for you!

Our tale begins, as they often do, with a BS Biology sophomore minding her own business listening to her friend's pink iPod nano in the Little Theater while waiting for DPSM's program to start. With her back turned from the doorway, she was completely oblivious to the fact that a strapping young professor clad in a black polo, jeans and sandals, which somewhat looked like the Jesus sandals she had wished for Christmas, had entered the odeum. Her mundane thoughts abruptly came to an end when she felt the violent tugs of her blockmates seated near her. Bothered by their incessant swats, she turned around and caught sight of his ridiculously-angled glasses before slinking down her seat. He joined his colleagues and took a seat RIGHT IN FRONT of our bespectacled protagonist. Mo-mo-mo-mo-monster kill! She internally fought an overwhelming urge to envelope his lanky frame with a massive glomp as it swept through her. Instead, she contented herself with numerous furtive glances.

This is the climax. As the head of DPSM made his speech, our fortunate heroine leaned to her side and said, "Ang cute ni Sir Engle no? Para siyang lolo ni Cedie." Their restrained giggles were interrupted when He asked, "Lolo nino?" Oh, oh, oh, to impede and intrude in an innocent conversation, ah heaven!

But alas, this fairytale ended tragically when a vile female coworker kept inquiring about some big-league business with him, making him lean forward so as to further their distance, and ultimately requiring him to leave the assembly to attend to it. Powerless to stop his leave, our wretched prima donna made the universal I'll-be-watching-you-bigyan-to gesture.

The End

The forlorn ending proves that these star-crossed lovers have joined the ranks of Marius and Pandora, Cain and Emmeline, Ludwig and Idike, and many other great couples that preceded them....

Asa! Wahahaha!
6:31 PM

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