Saturday, May 26, 2007 ++

One hundred twenty-six episodes of Bleach... DONE.


Things I Heart About Bleach List:


I heart Ichimaru Gin and Rangiku Matsumoto! Grabe, kapag wala silang love scene, magwawala ako. Tell me those boobs aren't there for nothing. I miss seeing Gin after whole filler arc with those Bounto. I missed his foxy smile and the way he lets Rangiku have her way. For instance...

Gin: Are you sure you wanna dodge that?
Hitsugaya: Hinamori!
Rangiku intercepts Gin's Zanpakutou
Rangiku: If you continue to fight, then I will be your opponent from here on
Gin leaves

Gin sees Aizen get cornered by Soi Fon and Yoruichi
Gin: What should I do?
Rangiku grabs hold of Gin's wrist
Gin: I've been caught
A dialogue ensues about Aizen's seeming helplessness
A beam of light (forgot what it was called) transports Aizen and his subordinates to Hueco Mundo
Gin: If only you had held on to me a bit longer... I'm sorry

I love them. That is my major pairing for Bleach. My minor ones include Ichigo/Rukia/Renji, Ishida/Nemu, Byakuya/Ukitake, Kyouraku/Ukitake, etc. I love to mix and match.


I heart Kuchiki Byakuya because he is:
1) an aristocrat
2) rich (a corollary of reason #1)
3) insanely powerful (I love his lethal sakura blossoms)
4) a big brother (made me go aw to the nth degree when he got pierced by Gin's Zanpakutou after saving Rukia and when he went after Kariya after on of his subordinates tried to kill Rukia)
5) damn hot


I heart Hitsugaya Toushirou. The kid prodigy who snatched one of the craved for captain titles without having any formal Shinigami training. He is such a hot guy when in casual clothes. I love his devotion to Hinamori but I do not want Hinamori to end up with him. That weak spirited brat should have nothing to do with him.


I heart Urahara Kisuke. The former 12th squad captain and founder of the Bureau of Technology who achieved Bankai in three days and claims to be a "handsome innocent store keeper". Very cute when he dons his striped green hat. Very hot when shown with his white captain coat. A genius.


I heart Shohouin Yoruichi. The former Commander of the Secret Mobile Corps and 2nd squad captain who is able to shift from a cat to naked woman form. The reigning and unbeatable Goddess of Flash despite eluding combat for a century.

Generally, I just heart all the Shinigamis because each of them have their own unique skills and personality. Their wacky antics never fail to amuse me.

I even heart Quincy dude, Ishida, but I heart Daddy Ishida even more. Especially so when he told his son the reason why he gave up his Quincy powers... They don't make money. There is capitalism in the spiritual realm!

I even heart the minor characters such as Jinta, Ururu, Yuzu, Karin, Kon, Nova (whose gigai is unusually hot) etc. Filler episodes about them don't become boring because they have their own humor. Makes it still very fun to watch.

Maybe this list would have been shorter if I just enumerated the things I don't like. Let me be precise. The person I don't like. Yes, note the singularity.


I despise Orihime Inoue. I have mentioned this before and I will do so again. Die, die, die. The biggest mistake Bleach animators could ever commit is to make her end up with Ichigo. That would be outrageous! As outrageous as the kind of reasoning the 21,000 had when they voted for Victor Wood. As outrageous as pickled fish and asparagus served with parfait. As outrageous as the thought of me becoming a vegetarian. As outrageous as Niki Razon's "flattening bra". Okay, now I've proved my point.
11:56 PM

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